搞笑金句

刚刚看戏...
又学到一句金句哦！
不过，
搞不搞笑...
就要任你来评咯！

路见不平，拔刀相助！
路见美女呢？就应该是...把她抱住！

yeAh!

犹豫

其实事情很简单...
也许就是因为我太爱想！
所以才会觉得很复杂...
原本可以简单的解决...
却只因为“责任感”
这三个字...
让我犹豫很久很久...
因为不想被认为是没有责任感的一群...
所以一直下不了抉择...
世界上就是太多像我一样...
很爱想的人...
世界才会那么乱！
人才会那么烦！
凡人烦人...
做人果然真是烦！

女人？傻？连接得上吗？

女人有時真的好傻，可以為了愛一個男人，而拋下自己的父母，來照顧那男人的父母；但男人不用

女人有時真的好傻，可以為了愛一個男人，而寧願自己挺顆又重又大的球十個月，只為了替那男人生下一個跟男人姓的下一代；還得承受生完小孩後的體質變差、身材變形的後遺症，但男人不用

女人有時真的好傻，可以為了愛一個男人，而放棄一卡車追求他的好男人，只為和男人長廂廝守，卻埋沒了最美的青春；但男人卻不為青春所懼，反而愈老愈值錢

女人有時真的好傻，可以為了愛一個男人，而放棄父母給她二十多年的姓，而跟著老公姓，又被冠上'太太'二字；但男人沒變

女人有時真的好傻， 可以為了愛一個男人，而早上上班，晚上煮飯做家事帶小孩，有工作也有家事的壓力；但男人沒差，反而多了個賺錢的人和不用給薪的女傭

女人有時真的好傻，可以為了愛一個男人，而去適應一個完全不同的家庭和面對男人的親友團批評，女人懂事的試圖尋求男人的保護時，換來的是...男人不僅沒有保護他的女人，反而一起落井下石，在一個女人孤力無援的環境裡~~~

男人啊 ！ 若你您的身邊有這樣的一個傻女人時，請當她的笨男人，好好的珍惜她、照顧她吧

別忘了，她不是天生就該來照顧你們全家大小的，女人很單純也很懂事，只要當她受傷時，好好傾聽她、支持她、保護她，為她拭淚，她就會感動一輩子

更別忘了，當男人年老時或生病時為您把屎把尿的，絕不是已老的也要您照顧的父母，最有可能的就是從年輕到老，始終在您身邊的女人。


女人们，你们赞同吗？
男人们，你们有珍惜吗？

Taylor Swift----loVe stOry

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air

See the lights
See the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd And say hello
Little did I know

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go.. and I said

Chorus:
Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little whi..ile
Oh oh-

Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
I was beggin' you please don't go and I said

CHORUS-

Romeo save me, they're tryin' to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real!
Don't be afraid
We'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh oh

I got tired of waiting
Wonderin' if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said-

Marry me Juliet you'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know!
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story baby just say yes!

Oh oh
Oh oh oh

Cause we were both young when I first saw you...

tar college 之旅

今天去tarc 的open day...
翠雯&蔡雯有一句经典的对白...

A:迟到不会被罚的咩？
B:你以为你还是中学生啊?

可爱的junior们，
当你去大学的时候，
千万别问这个问题哦...
不然，
经典又搞笑的一句就出现咯！
历史重演...

14/03/2009

这一天...
就是比赛的日子...
尽了全力的nc & ac...
都拿到奖哦！
nc-3rd prize
ac-2nd prize
congrates...
下一届的...
好好加油哦！